hey wanna hear a joke
well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously
and what the fuck do you mean by that
Majestic Motherfucking Creatures we are.
This is sensational
hahahaha you came out of a vagina
You were never born then. Just removed.
Happy removal day, tumor baby
See, that’s the kind of thing that got Macbeth killed.
Tumblr needs more bears
it’s funny how penises and balls are similar with a lot of mammals
It’s cold out so my cat chose to lay in my bed with me. Every time the song changes he gets startled and jumps a bit, then tries to cover it by grooming himself…. I see through your shit bro.
i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that i can’t escape is one of them
do you need a hug
i think we all need a hug